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FANTASY FIRST. GOOD DECISIONS OPTIONAL.

Fantasy apparel for questionable adventurers.

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THE LATEST MISADVENTURES

Poor decisions. Excellent shirts.

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QUESTIONS BEFORE YOUR QUEST?

Where is Mythstakes based?

Our home base is Illinois, USA. We create fantasy tees for failed rolls, questionable quests, and everyday adventures. Each tee is printed to order by our fulfillment partner.

Do you ship internationally?

Our shipping map currently covers the United States, including supported U.S. territories and military addresses. International quests will have to wait.

Standard shipping is $4.95 per order, or free when your merchandise subtotal reaches $85 after discounts, excluding taxes and shipping.

When will my loot arrive?

Each tee is printed to order, so production happens before shipping. Standard U.S. transit typically takes 2–5 business days after shipment. Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and U.S. territories may require an additional 7–12 business days.

These are estimates, not guarantees—even loot can encounter a side quest. See our Shipping Policy for details.

Can I track my loot?

Absolutely. Once your order ships, we’ll email you tracking details so you can follow your loot from dispatch to your doorstep. No tracking spell required.

What are your tees made of?

Our current tees use Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit. Comfortable enough for a long rest. Ready for your next misadventure.

Check each product’s description for garment details and care instructions.

ORIGINAL ARTWORK

Created for Mythstakes.

HEAVYWEIGHT COTTON

Premium garment-dyed tees with a substantial feel.

PRINTED TO ORDER

Made when you summon it.

ORDER TRACKING

Follow your loot from dispatch to delivery.